I was soliciting recipes for fake meat from famous people. I found that George W. Bush had made a surprising effort and sent me some barbecue soy meat recipes along with a videotape of him riding a bull in a rodeo.

A trained penguin was carrying a bunch of fish under its arm (wing? flipper?). It would only give up the fish in exchange for one-dollar bills.

I was hiding in my mother’s office from some kind of ominous presence.